En route to Shazam: Fury Of The Gods (which was cute and enjoyable) I suddenly had a need to go to the bathroom for No. 2. Thankfully there was a Sheraton nearby and I was able to slip in and pass off as a guest and poop in peace. (Nota bene: I only ever poop at my house, at the office, or at hotels.  I don’t trust nowhere else to sit this tush on.)

I didn’t get hassled by hotel staff because there was a varsity volleyball (which I suck at) tournament in town and a bunch of athletes were shacking up at the hotel. My Adidas tracksuit conveniently allowed me to blend in as if I’m with the athletes. 💅🏻

Anyway, back to the Shazam movie… it had 2 post credits scenes which seem to suggest there are more things in store for the beloved superhero.  But, in the new James Gunn DCEU, I don’t think these mean much at this point.  I unfortunately think this is Zachary Levi’s last outing as the character, which makes me sad.  I love the guy.  He seems genuine, from what I’ve seen on the socials, and I would love for him to keep Shazamming for as long as the spandex fits.

I hope my assessment is wrong, and that there is a future for the superhero.