One thing I’ve noticed after recently going to a lesbian metal cover band show is that the lesbians are better organized and can coordinate the house down more efficiently than their male counterparts.  I mean… the lesbians TURNT OUT in support of their sisters that night, whereas the gays would probably still be arguing about what playlist to listen to in the car on the way to a pre-show house party.

I’ll be the first to admit that we gay men are catty, petty, disorganized, and selfish little pricks.  And we party too much! It’s no wonder the lesbians had to take care of us in the 80s at the height of the AIDS crisis!  Tsk! Tsk!