I’ve been an Ari Melber stan since he first started punditting (I officially call dibs on inventing that word if it hasn’t already been claimed) on MSNBC.  The man is not only brilliant and smart, he is bloody gorgeous as well.  Naturally, as is the wont of any red-blooded thirsty gay worth his ilk and Shania Twain record collection, I have fired up the Google to see if there are any thirst trap pics of Mr. Melber on the Interwebs.  Sadly, even after all these years, there is no such gold in them hills.  Mr. Melber certainly plays a strong and tight game of not letting anything that would distract from his career trajectory to be floating out there unfettered in the world.  He probably doesn’t even have a personal Facebook account. That’s how thirst traps generally spread around.  Kudos, Mr. Melber!  I will always and forever stan.

PS. If you happen to come to this page looking for the same thing that I have been looking for since like 2008, these shirtless pics of the late John F. Kennedy Jr. are probably close enough to the real thing. 😉