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February 14, 2023
Happy V.D.! V.D. dinner was a multi-course curated affair of oysters, caviar and Incan potatoes. Amongst others. Oh my! This wasn’t dinner. It’s a spiritual experience! Thanks bebe!
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249- February 10, 2023
Don’t nobody @ me now, but the reason people want to have children – at its core – can be traced to one or perhaps all of the following things (in order of most common to least common): Fear of growing old and having nobody to look after them Desire to leave a “legacy” /
Read More359 - February 9, 2023
I ordered a corset to wear at an event this weekend, thinking (mistakenly) that it’s being shipped from a nearby city. It turns out it’s coming from fucking Pakistan. 😡🤬🤬 If I had known, I wouldn’t have ordered. This vendor totally misrepresented themselves. Not good. Anyway, so now I have no choice but to go
Read More286 - February 9, 2023
Remember always to drink water, kids! And no, alcohol isn’t water. No matter what Uncle Flower says! 💅🏻💀🤡😘
Read More203 - February 4, 2023
Jabbed for the very fourth time… with the Pfizer-BioNTech bivalent booster. Bring on the corona! 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻😘🥰 #VaccinationStreet
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- February 3, 2023
I just found out that the aspartame in Diet Coke (that I love so much and drink on the regular) gets converted to formaldehyde (you know, the stuff they use to treat corpses so they don’t decompose so quickly) once it’s inside a person’s digestive system and the body does its work of breaking it
Read More167 - February 2, 2023
One thing I’ve noticed after recently going to a lesbian metal cover band show is that the lesbians are better organized and can coordinate the house down more efficiently than their male counterparts. I mean… the lesbians TURNT OUT in support of their sisters that night, whereas the gays would probably still be arguing about
Read More185 - February 1, 2023
I take parking enforcement seriously, jsyk. If you’re not supposed to be where you are, you gon get a ticket. P.S. I am not a meter maid or parking enforcement officer, just an anal retentive property owner who doesn’t like encroachment. 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻😘😘
Read More163 - January 28, 2023
2 years of fitness consistency, baby! Now off for some cake and ice cream! 💅🏻😂🤡
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