Living
July 17, 2023
Just did a quick Peloton ride. Here is the playlist I put on whilst spinning them wheelz. Brownie points to those who figure out the running theme. You’re either a true child of the 80s, or Keith Caulfield, or both. 😉 Kylie Minogue – “The Loco-Motion” Bananarama – “Venus” Donna Summer – “This Time I
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209- June 19, 2023
Plastic bags have now been successfully replaced by these things in landfills everywhere. Well done, humans! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤡
- June 6, 2023
Meet my undead friends Chandler, Joey, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel and Ross. I’ve had to shoot their feet off so they don’t run away. 😂🤡😆
- May 29, 2023
But I haven’t learned my lesson well, it seems, because I just ordered Pad Thai from a Vietnamese restaurant. Oof. No tea, no shade, but… Repeat. After. Me. Do NOT order Pad Thai from any Asian restaurant other than a Thai restaurant. Or sushi from any place other than a Japanese restaurant. Or Kung Pao
Read More243 - May 20, 2023
I ordered a Blue Moon from the drinks menu at brunch, fully expecting it to be some sort of fancy cocktail infused with blue curaçao. It turns out I ordered a beer. 🤢🤮 I feel so stupid. 🤡 I don’t normally drink beer, but I figured eh why not give it a try. Pleasantly surprised.
Read More243 - April 21, 2023
Every year I always say that I will finally get that summer body I’d been longing for since 2008 when I last weighed at 130 lbs. But it never happens. I always end up the same old blobby mess come June. Well this year I am not having it. Even if it kills me I
Read More201 - April 19, 2023
Take..! Meeee…! Hooooome!!! Yeah yeah!!! Taken completely out of context, this sure seems like a pearl-clutcher. But I’m sure her speech was highly motivating. 🤡
Read More108 - April 14, 2023
You know, like they have in Japan. Trains that are fast and NEVER late. Not this fucking joke of a transit system. An hour into my supposedly 1 hour trip and I’ve barely moved 10 km. Fuck.
Read More110 - April 13, 2023
An attention whore that has procreated. Amirite??? 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻😫🤡
Read More170 - March 29, 2023
Some men have the teeny tiniest areolae. Others have CHONKY areolae. Like.. BIG… HUGE.. I think I fall somewhere in the medium range but some days I feel like I have giant ones. 🤡
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