But I haven’t learned my lesson well, it seems, because I just ordered Pad Thai from a Vietnamese restaurant.

Oof.

No tea, no shade, but…

Repeat. After. Me.

Do NOT order Pad Thai from any Asian restaurant other than a Thai restaurant.

Or sushi from any place other than a Japanese restaurant.

Or Kung Pao chicken from any joint other than a legit Chinese restaurant.

If you do, too often the food is disappointing.  Always trust and go with the experts!