New York — Thousands gathered Sunday morning at former Tower Records stores around the United States to commemorate the 10th anniversary of the tragic release of Mariah Carey’s catastrophic “Glitter” album.

Jewish men who are not circumcised are far more desirable and 97% more likely to “get lucky” than those who are, an online dating site survey has found.

Surrey, BC — A devout Lady Gaga fan is left disenchanted and feeling “duped” after learning about the existence of evergreen pop queens Madonna, Kylie Minogue and Grace Jones.

Missoula, MT — Heterosexual men who are regularly fellated by homosexual men have a lower risk of developing prostate and testicular cancer, a research study has found.

Balls Mills, PA — The owners of a traveling amusement show in Central Pennsylvania are facing heat over a decision to ban Asians from participating in the carnival’s popular age guessing game.