Los Angeles, CA — Justin Bieber has sprouted his first chest hair, but his record label and management team do not want you to know about it.

Los Angeles, CA — Inspired by a YouTube video of an elk grazing on a wide open meadow, comedienne and television celebrity Ellen DeGeneres announced that she is launching her own elk farm in Fresno County, California.

Los Angeles, CA — Nine Inch Nails front man Trent Reznor has quit Twitter for the 97th time.

Two weeks after unveiling his headlining “Glam Nation” tour, American Idol rock god Adam Lambert has announced that new dates have been added to the trek, which will see him playing at America’s finest bingo halls.

Sydney, NSW, Australia — A woman pretending to be a representative for a fictitious institution concerned with the preservation of the human race has been arrested following a failed attempt to solicit Justin Bieber for a semen donation.