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Roy Bouth

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Roy Bouth Roy is never seen without a tan and his hair is always bullet-proof. This author has written 5 article(s) for bent*spud.

Suicide attempt ends in arrest for depressed cage fighter

By Roy Bouth ⋅ April 3, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Beckley, WV — An amateur cage fighter is in police custody after assaulting a teenager who tried to steal his belongings while he was attempting to commit suicide.

bent*spud bought out for Beckham undies

By Roy Bouth ⋅ February 16, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Los Angeles, CA — Tuna Apocrypha LLC, the company that publishes world-renowned news portal bent*spud™, has accepted a hostile takeover offer from online poker site GoldenPalace.com.

Car salesman makes 100th mountain out of molehill

By Roy Bouth ⋅ November 29, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Paducah, KENTUCKY — Automotive vehicle salesman Desmond Market became the toast of his peers today after making his one hundredth mountain out of a molehill.

Unpopular teen takes down website, cancels Facebook account

By Roy Bouth ⋅ November 9, 2007 ⋅ Post a comment

Wichita, KANSAS - Local highschooler Derek Kelsey unceremoniously removed his fledgling website from the Internet and cancelled his Facebook account today.

How to bullshit your way through a business meeting knowing Jack Shit

By Roy Bouth ⋅ March 21, 2003 ⋅ Post a comment

Ever gone to a business meeting knowing Jack Shit about the agenda?