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Gordon Flurkey

About Gordon

Gordon Flurkey Gordon is a fast-talker and has the ability to talk to two people simultaneously. This author has written 4 article(s) for bent*spud.

George Lucas to re-release ‘Star Wars’

Intimidated by the recent takeover of Titanic as the Number One Box-Office Hit of all time, director George Lucas has launched a determined campaign to reclaim the title held for two decades by his classic 1977 movie Star Wars.

‘The Postman’ fails to deliver

Kevin Costner should be kept away from the director’s chair. After the fiasco that was Waterworld, he took the chair again and the result is The Postman, yet another study of Mr. Costner largely being overwhelmed by his desire to repeat the fluke success of Dances With Wolves.

‘Spice World’ brainless and threadbare

It wasn’t enough that they had deceived millions of people into buying their albums. The Spice Girls want more money — and what better, faster and cheaper way than to have someone take a handicam and point it at them as they wobble around in their hideous pumps and inch-thick make-up, and call it Spice World: The Movie.

Lower your expectations for this one

Don’t expect too much from Great Expectations, inspite of what those months of fancy promotional campaigns have led you to believe.