06 Mar 2018

Lo and behold!

9 out of 10 people who Google “lo mein” end up discovering a great shoegaze band called “Lo Moon.”

Jarkko Mantynen 0 Read More
31 Dec 2017

Vanity is heavier than water

4 out of 5 people who drastically lose weight post thirst trap photos on social media immediately after reaching their weight goal.

Sunny Ho 0 Read More
04 Dec 2017

What’s a virgin?

9 of out 10 teens whose parents had seen Madonna’s Virgin Tour in the 80s have already lost their virginity.

Dexter Brown 0 Read More
12 Nov 2017

Make America gassy again

Since taking office in January 2017, Dotard Trump has farted more than 3,000 times in the Oval Office, the most by any person to date.

Benderson Hoover 0 Read More
07 Jul 2017

They know what is what, but they don’t know what is what. What?

In North America, “you know” is uttered 1,298 times in an average 1-hour business meeting involving 2 or more participants.

Eros Giancarlo Gucci 0 Read More