Cheerleaders dump Clinton, throw support behind Obama

Hillary Rodham Clinton’s presidential aspirations took another blow today after the Coastal Association of Cheerleaders in America (CACA) withdrew their support for the former First Lady and declared Barack Obama as “wicked cool.”

Soccer mom acquires ‘hip’ music taste stalking cool kids on MySpace

Winthrop, MA — One year ago, Sally Waddington had no idea who My Chemical Romance, Dashboard Confessional, and Fall Out Boy were and what kind of music they played. Now, the 52-year-old mother of three is well-versed on nearly every post-Green Day pop/punk band in existence. She even knows Gerard Way’s current hair color, how many tattoos Chris Carrabba has, and who Pete Wentz is dating.

Was American Idol contestant ‘too gay’ for competition?

Is it possible for one to be too gay for American Idol?

That is the question being asked by supporters of Danny Noriega, the 18-year-old from Azusa, California, who was denied a berth in the Top 12 of the top-rated singing competition’s seventh season.

Gay construction worker thought straight friend was interested in him

Miami, FL — A homosexual construction worker is re-examining his approach to friendship with straight men after “getting his heart broke” by a man he thought was interested in him but was actually just using him to get close to a female friend of his.

Schoolteacher believes American Idol contestant is her soulmate

LAURENS, S.C. — Joanna Faulkem is overwhelmed with a bevy of emotions everytime she sees American Idol Season 7 contestant David Archuleta performing on the hit reality talent show. She knows why the barely legal singer is bringing so much maturity and seasoned confidence to every performance.