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bent*spud bought out for Beckham undies

By Roy Bouth ⋅ February 16, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Los Angeles, CA — Tuna Apocrypha LLC, the company that publishes world-renowned news portal bent*spud™, has accepted a hostile takeover offer from online poker site GoldenPalace.com.

New mom shocked at baby’s poop

By Sunny Ho ⋅ February 11, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Spotsylvania, VA — On the outside, Sophie looks just like any normal healthy baby: chubby cheeks, big doe eyes and plump doll arms. Inside, though, the tiny tot packs a big stinking secret: she is one mean poop-making machine.

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