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Frigid woman aroused by Ted Nugent’s crotch

By Sunny Ho ⋅ November 15, 2007 ⋅  Email this article ⋅  Print this article ⋅ Post a comment

Nugent: A very ample crotch

Poughkeepsie, NEW YORK — A woman who has been suffering from inhibited sexual desire for three decades was sexually aroused after chancing upon Ted Nugent’s “Super Hits” compilation CD in a Wal-Mart bargain bin.

Dorothy McKinnon, 55, went to the Wal-Mart in Newburgh to buy some bleach and a tarp. On her way out, she spotted Nugent’s CD sticking out prominently in a bargain bin. McKinnon said she was instantly mesmerized.

“It called right out to me,” the part-time librarian and housewife said. “It touched me in that one place where I haven’t felt anything since 1977.”

The CD cover shows the rock musician in a provocative pose revealing a “very ample crotch.” McKinnon, whose musical taste is mostly limited to the adult contemporary and Christian genres, said she “picked it up, paid for it, and drove home immediately.”

“I was so excited I couldn’t wait to get home to my husband Rick,” McKinnon recalled. “I almost got into an accident on the I-84.”

Rick McKinnon said he couldn’t be happier with his wife’s sudden sexual re-emergence, and doesn’t mind that it took Ted Nugent’s crotch to “awaken the sleeping whore inside her.”

“I couldn’t tell you how happy I am. When she walked in the door that night, I knew right away there was something different about her,” said the 59-year-old bricklayer. “She was all flushed and had this naughty gleam in her eyes.”

McKinnon’s frigidity was diagnosed shortly after she and Rick married in a storybook wedding in 1977. She said they tried all kinds of things — from psychological counselling to pornography — to cure her sexual apathy but none of them worked. The couple have no children, but remained together “thanks to Jesus Christ and the occasional hiring of hookers.”

“Because of my deep love for my husband, I allowed prostitution in my house. Now, there’s no need for that anymore,” she said with a smile.