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Totally Bent Tune of the Moment
“No Boundaries” (live acoustic performance from ‘Ellen’)
There are no boundaries above and beneath you, Kris Allen. Except exceptionally bad and clichéd lyrics. But that’s okay. Because your beautiful, non-screeching voice makes up for it.
By Kris Allen.
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There are no boundaries above and beneath you, Kris Allen. Except exceptionally bad and clichéd lyrics. But that’s okay. Because your beautiful, non-screeching voice makes up for it.
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- # Soldier who fought Taliban in pink boxers back in Texas
→ FORT HOOD – A soldier internationally known for fighting the Taliban in his pink “I Love New York” boxers and flip-flops is back in Texas this morning. (He should put those undies on the Intarnit and make some nice coin.)
- # Man Injured After Using Nail Clippers to Circumcise Himself
→ A British man had to be rushed to a hospital emergency room after attempting to circumcise himself with nail clippers, the Telegraph reported Tuesday.
- # Distraught Jackson demanded sedatives
→ Michael Jackson was so distraught over persistent insomnia in recent months that he pleaded for a powerful sedative despite warnings it could be harmful, says a nutritionist who was working with the singer as he prepared his comeback bid.
- # Python Strangles 2-Year-Old To Death
→ A 2-year-old girl was strangled by a 12-foot Burmese python Wednesday inside a central Florida home, authorities said. (Oh no!)
- # Palin confident she can outrun Obama
→ Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin is confident Barack Obama can be beaten — in a long distance run.
- # Oklahoma Pol Blames Gays For The Bad Economy
→ Sally Kern is an Oklahoma state representative with her own, unique take on the economic crisis: gays are to blame.
- # OK! Looks to Cash In on Michael Jackson Death Cover
→ OK! Weekly is bracing for some flak over its pick for this week’s cover. While other publications went with feel-good images to commemorate Michael Jackson, OK! chose a grim photo of the dying star being whisked to the hospital June 25.
- # Michael Jackson: the wildest conspiracy theories
→ Here they come.
- # Nearly one in five Italians trusts sorcerers: watchdog
→ ROME (AFP) – Nearly 18 percent of the Italian population — 11 million people — trusts self-styled sorcerers and healers, a consumer watchdog said in a report Monday.
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2009-05-02 18:24
A hairy and tinny mess, though it was cool to watch Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool.
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2009-04-05 21:21
If you've got an appetite for world destruction, then this movie will thrill you. You just have to get past Nicolas Cage's uneven acting.
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